Archive for September, 2008

Bowtie’s Palatka Ride

Posted in Rides on September 8th, 2008

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There are a couple of things you need to know when the man named BOWTIE leads a ride. The first is, always expect to make at least one U-turn if not TWO. Second, always be prepared to stop “SUDDENLY”. It could be because of us coming up on a gravel or dirt road, or because he can’t remember where or when to turn. But no matter what, you’ll get there.

We coul have taken the short route to Palatka, but why do that. Instead we just go 115 miles before we stop for a break or drink, or even give your ass a break from the saddle. OHhhhhhhhh, but nooo…. We just ride in a straight line that seems like forever with the sun beating down on us, just hoping that Bowtie will pull over.

The only problem is there was NOTHING out there. The one time I thought we were going to pull over at the last chance in civilization, he just smiled while going by, probably saying to himself, “those bastards are just gonna have to buck up and drink the sweat off their bodies and duck behind Chooch to grab some shade.”

Yes, there’s nothing like following Bowtie for an afternoon of good HARD riding. We stopped by Cheyenne Saloon, and I had to laugh to myself. I felt like the movie in Wild Hogs, after they got in from pushing their bikes in the desert and everyone rushed in to drink up right away. So we got to chill for awhile.

Afterwards we took a short hop to Gators Landings. Yes another restaurant with the name GATOR in it. We tried to think about all the ones we’ve been at. See if you can remember any.  Lunch was ok, nothing great. We’ve had better and the break was a welcome relaxation. We had our usual laughs and cutting up on each other and insulting some of you that weren’t around. Before we knew it, it was time for the ride home.

We did miss you guys, I hope to see you guys again soon. Until then, ride safe….

- Chooch